credits to Kaka NUR! :D
Sunday, June 08, 2008
A LAME tribute to someone :)
It was around 9 o'clock. As I was waking up, my phone started to ring. I grabbed my phone and checked it. I received a new message from this unknown number. So I opened my phone, and do you know what it said? "I hate you, loser". I were like WTH?! I jumped off from bed and strait a way to the bathroom. I sit alone in the corner and thinking. I'm coming undone, I think I'm going to killed myself. Then I get my towel on my almari.
My heart are beating faster than ever, faster than a cars. Suddenly, there was a knock on a door. I don't know which door that the person was knocking. So I cover my face and say," Oh please stranger! Go away!". This person was majal-majal knocking on the door. I teriak-ed, "UI! LARI TAH KAU WAH!".
The lagur-lagur on the door stopped all of a sudden! A mysterious voice came from the other side of the door and said,"Apa ui ui?! Nada nama kah. Wang?" I was like,"Apa tu neraka?" I stood up and kick the pintu down! *BANG* the door go. The stranger also menangis in the end. I was felt ashamed and looked at the orang. IT WAS MY ADIK! But why do he sound like a stranger? Cali.
My adik stood up while garu-ing his kepala and said,"Yo, pedah saja kami kelaie wah." I looked at him with my marah face and said,"SO?! Takut kau kan kelaie sama aku?!" He then ran far far away until I cannot see him. When I got in the car, the radio switched on itself! Why are these things happening to me? Did I did something wrong? I perlahan-lahan go to the radio, trying to pusing the radio scanner. Suddenly, a katuk on the window car. I see it and it was a face! Just a face! Like.. no mata and no hidung or mulut! I remember what my friend said to me. "Ip yiew sea this kiynd of ting, don't tagur! Or eilse, it will haunt you!". So I just sit in the car and started to listen to my iPOD. The song that was on was Secondhand Serenade which was Your call.
Whenever I hear that song, I always think of Amiino Acidz. So I think to myself," Ew. Why am I listening to this lagu? It is bida." Then Amin went out from the house. He was wearing white singlet and a tupi aji. And yes, no pants, just spendet. (WTH) He was korek-ing his hidung while asking me,"Where's the aing sajuk?"
I say,"It's in the aisbok". "Okay, thank you", he replayed. I pull out my pistol and shoot him at the badan. He went down and said,"UGGGHHHH!". I was also tekajut when he said UGGGHHHH. So he was lying there with no blood. What is he? A creature?
As I was walking down the street, I saw this kereta rugged! It was a Toyota Supra! My eyes were shining so bright because the car was kilat-kilat! Oh, I wish I had that car because I'm so sakai when it came to cars. The engine also was sounding so vrooooommm! I saw this man, he usai-usai the car. I asked," Eh, rajin jua."
He turned around and said with a deep voice,"Kenapakan? Sukahati ku wah." Guess who was it? IT WAS AMIN! THE GUY I TIMBAK! But it doesn't matter, he jual the nice kereta, I buy ;) I asked him again," How much is the Toyota Supra?" He said,"Wait. Eh cyg, minjam ceramin". Somebody gave him the ceramin, I don't know who because I was sibuk with my iPOD. Huhu~ Suddenly, he hit me with the spanner! So my story ends here. I was lying down, and I dangar the ambulance siren. My eyes were shutting down and blood was everywhere! sigh. So I died right in the spot.
AVA baby ;)
The belts grew tight as the blast grew load,
A loving wish whispered in my ear,
Please lead with grace, all the best my dear,
Yeah, It's like
I held your hand as I pulled you in,
Your lips sealed tight, ready to begin,
I kissed you first, then you kissed my ear,
If I ask you once, will you ask me every year?
The Sun it set in the night time sky,
The stars they cast a glow upon my eyes,
The Earth itself a burning ball of light, yeah, it's like
And our first love was ignited late that night
8/6 :)
It's Sports day today and the pathetic loser is going to be there, with his other loser friends maybe. Iatah inda ku datang tuu. Hahaha! Let me just say good luck to my brother, Malik who is going to be participating in the race. I know you can do it, me bredren. :)
My girlfriend is currently in Miri with her family and others. Take good of yourself baby! :D Don't wander off too far, stay saja sama Ka Nur. I miss Fizah so much. The sad thing is that Abang Hilmi's not following because he has got work. Maybe next time, aye mate? :) Bila sleepover?
P/S: I'll get my revenge someday.
Saturday, June 07, 2008
Hmmph.
You can't put too much stock in first impressions -- people who might seem arrogant or pompous when you first come into contact with them might be sweethearts in their normal, everyday life. You need to consider context, and take any observations you make with a grain of salt. Give them another shot -- maybe they were in a bad mood, maybe they had a headache, or maybe they tried to cover up their insecurities by coming on too strong. Form conclusions too early and you'll miss out on a cool person.
Friday, June 06, 2008
Tick tock!
To my dear old retarded friend;
You said I come to school just to sleep ; which is true. So what's your problem? The same goes to your gay friend, Tayib. Rude lahh apalahh, fuck you! Ambung? Whatever lah kambang saja. Are you the one sleeping? You have been ignoring me since a few days after the new kid came to our class. Yusree, obviously. I thought I was your best friend but that silly attitude of yours has got to change. You think you're so cool, a big fucking show-off and shit. You ever said that you ain't cool with The Brothers again. Did you know how I felt? You made a wrong move messing with me. It's okay! Tomorrow, Saturday after school. You best be there, I'll be waiting just to kick yo ass! Bitch! I am the 'who' when you call 'Who's there?'. Don't worry, you got 2 guys to back you up, so it wouldn't be a problem now, ain't it? Ready yourself whenever, jackal.
I understand.
A friendship may be starting to feel one-sided, today. Are you giving too much, or are they? It's time to take stock of the balance of power, and ask yourself if having constant power struggles is really the way you want to live your life with this person. One person is probably sacrificing too much for the sake of keeping things peaceful. But the resentment is there, and it is growing. It's time to get it all out in the open. Work out a compromise.
Monday, June 02, 2008
Best games ever made.
For you gamers out there who purchased an X-Box 360, you guys should definitely try Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. It's the bomb bomb digity maaann. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare won Console Game of the Year, Action game of the Year, and Overall Game of the Year.
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare is a first-person shooter similar to previous games in the Call of Duty series, but set in the present-day instead of World War II.
The game's move to modern warfare introduces new weapons and technology to the Call of Duty franchise, including the M203 grenade launcher, M4A1 carbine, the AN/PEQ-2 Target Pointer for use in conjunction with night vision goggles, the MP5SD submachine gun, and the FGM-148 Javelin portable anti-tank guided missile. The player gains access to these over the course of the game, but may only carry up to two weapons in addition to grenades. Weapons from fallen foes can be picked up to replace weapons in a player's arsenal. Players also have additional abilities, including a grenade launcher attachment, night-vision goggles, and the ability to call in airstrikes.
The gameplay of Call of Duty 4 shares several features with previous iterations of the franchise. Once again, players fight alongside AI-controlled teammates. They help during the game's missions by providing cover fire, shooting down enemies, and clearing rooms for entry.
Another awesome game you should try is Bioshock and it's also the bomb! I love Big Daddy :p
Pick-up lines.
You want to hear a pick up line? :) Here's the LAMEST line you'll ever hear in your entire life!
Male: Can I borrow 70 cents?
Female: No.
Male: Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
HAHAHAHA! Here are some more..
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? (X)
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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. (X)
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So, you're a girl huh? (X)
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P/S: Go ahead and try out these lines. More at Linesthataregood.
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