Lie.

You're coming up with reasons and you're dragging it out. Just fake it if you're out of directions and if you don't belong. You're such a fucking hypocrite. And you should know that lies won't hide your flaws, no sense in hiding it. You will not be believed, even when you speak the truth. My friend, you are a great talker but a great liar. If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.