Afiq the Rubix

aTonight, Mr.Afiq 'Knackered' Taufiq is trying his best to beat the world record of the fastest Rubix cube solving which is 9 measly seconds. He trained so hard, day and night. He also said that there's a guy solving the Rubix cube blind-folded in 11.43 seconds. Now THAT'S an awesome record. I would like to meet him sometime if i get the chance to. So now I'm timing his solution. His best record is 58 seconds ; which is self-timed. Observing..

With a song to go with it too! Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger! ^^


2 minute 25 seconds! He overran his record! Greatest congratulations!


We were expecting a lesser time but he bit off more than he could spin! For shame. What a night for Mr.Knackered :D

DAMN! IS HE LIKE SLOW OR WHAT? DAYY-DAYYEEEE!

He tried again and he got 1 minute 41 seconds. We don't know when is he gonna stop with his knackered Rubix solving! HAHAHAHA



Fathul says,"like so lama aku.. tunggu!"

Such great heights :)

I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles
In our eyes are mirror images and when
We kiss they're perfectly aligned
And I have to speculate that God himself
Did make us into corresponding shapes like
Puzzle pieces from the clay
True, it may seem like a stretch, but
Its thoughts like this that catch my troubled
Head when you're away when I am missing you to death
When you are out there on the road for
Several weeks of shows and when you scan
The radio, I hope this song will guide you home
I tried my best to leave this all on your
Machine but the persistent beat it sounded
Thin upon listening
That frankly will not fly. you will hear
The shrillest highs and lowest lows with
The windows down when this is guiding you home

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to Dayangku Amal Aizzatul :)

Lie.

You're coming up with reasons and you're dragging it out. Just fake it if you're out of directions and if you don't belong. You're such a fucking hypocrite. And you should know that lies won't hide your flaws, no sense in hiding it. You will not be believed, even when you speak the truth. My friend, you are a great talker but a great liar. If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

He's not afraid at all.

Muiii. Si Blank(: ILoveYou says:
tadi wah, setaie the man ah, you tau apa?

('.') & maybe anyhow i'll get another toy. says:
apa?

Muiii. Si Blank(: ILoveYou says:
tadi mama ckp arah ia, ' kalau bapa si fathul or si afiq gitau polis, macam mana?' then you know what he answered?

('.') & maybe anyhow i'll get another toy. says:
apa?

Muiii. Si Blank(: ILoveYou says:
'cuba ia gitau polis, suruh ia dtg ke sini, ku tumbuk dorang'.

('.') & maybe anyhow i'll get another toy. says:
wth

Muiii. Si Blank(: ILoveYou says:
talur banar the man ani,

('.') & maybe anyhow i'll get another toy. says:
what the fuck


Muiii. Si Blank(: ILoveYou says:
macam inda takut wah.


Muiii. Si Blank(: ILoveYou says:
ia tah

Muiii. Si Blank(: ILoveYou says:
palui banar


Muiii. Si Blank(: ILoveYou says:
bah, lau kami panggil polis, lari udah tu.

('.') & maybe anyhow i'll get another toy. says:
au eh

DAYYY-DAYYEEE!

Zul's mom is flying off to London today. We got no transport, no money, no food & no cigarettes. We walked along the sidewalk, cars passing by, Next-ing on the way and Swifts caught our eyes many times. Fathul said he wants to buy the car when he gets his license next time. AND if he got cash.

Yeah man, I'm talking about this Swift. It's better than nothing. Let's say you want to buy a more expensive car with body kits and stuff, I'd say move on cause you're just trying to bluff yourself.

Zul's dad picked us up when we were on our way. All we did was laugh and play.

DAMN! ARE WE LIKE BUSTED OR WHAT?! DAYYY-DAYYYEEE!

A big fat thank you to Jamie Kennedy for that line :D

A message to the whole world.

TAKAI TAKASHI, THE BEAST FROM JAPAN FOUGHT WITH THE MAN A.K.A ROSLI BIN HAJI HALUS FOR THE FIRST TIME. THE MAN KICKED HIM WITH THE 'SISSY KICK' AND THE BEAST TALKED BACK WITH A FUCK YOU!


The fight is going to be held tomorrow.. We're not sure where. It's going to be a backyard brawl. Who lives, they go home safely & who dies, they go to hell with the rest of the sinners. Blood will be spilled, hearts of the families will be broken and relations will end. Be there or run home scared. You can't decipher this fight for it will be more hardcore and the most sexiest films you've even seen in your entire life.


P/S: I AM SO SURE THE BEAST IS GONNA WIN AFTER WHAT I'VE WITNESSED JUST NOW.

MOVIE IS COMING SOON!

Yesterday's fake event.

I received some information about this so called 'radiation' from people yesterday. Rumors says this radiation was going to occur at 11 o'clock. All of this is a joke! To everyone who believed it, I don't know what has gotten in to you guys but they're just trying to fool you. How can you predict a radiation that is coming EXACTLY at 11pm? If it was a nuclear radiation, I can fully understand but this.. a huge radiation or some sort? They say all phones will get caught in it. And this warning about placing it over your head. Who the hell wants to put a phone over their heads?! Give me a break! To whoever set up this prank, get a life and do something that involves yourself, not others!

Only heavy rain occurred that night. Plus thunderstorms.

Nappy buoy!

It's hard for me to go out these days. Sometimes the driver is busy. I prefer the old ways, the old driver sending me to Gadong but nooo.. now he's working as a friggin' kebab seller.

Anyways, we went to Gadong earlier around 3. There's nothing much to do there nowadays, and all that we ever did was bogis-ing and walking around. And even, battled people in Tekken 5 :D The place was creepy crawling with hideous poklens!

We eventually got bored and decided to chill at Azy's. So yeah, we went there around 5 and Gudu got pissed because we came down late. HAHA!

On our journey to Azy's, Afiq fell asleep and we did some.. photo-taking ;)

HAHAHA! And guess what? When we reached our destination, he realized it all along! He was just faking it! Like a peacock. Wtf. AND THEN!

We got soo so so so bored, we did some more crazy stuffs ;D P/S: Fathul looks like a sissy in the first picture.























Guys, if you want your original sized photo(640x480), just mail me ;) HAHA! You know where to mail me. Declare war tarus, wtf. OH YEAH! Nada orang di rumah masa atu 0.0 And while waiting for them to come, we sat in one lonely place and played cards. We even invented a new game called 'Risk Jack's Middle'. The rules? Well..

1. Maximum cards you can take is 5 pairs and the minimum is 3 pairs.

2. The middle number gets punched by the players who are in the game. E.g: A - 31, B - 25 and C - 19. Player B gets punched! :) Cool eh?

3. Once you take your first card, you are not allowed to look at it. The same goes to the others if taken.

4. 2 Lucky cards will be shuffled throughout the deck ; otherwise flipped.

5. If you punch in the wrong time, you get punch twice.

I got punched 5 times in a row and that's a record ;) The person who got punched the most was Afiq ;D HE EVEN CALLED ME AFIQ! "Nice one, Fiq!"

A fun and dumb night to never forget.

Ironman is the BOMB DIGITY!



Can't wait for the sequel! :D

TURNS OUT THAT THE 24 HOUR STALLS ARE CLOSED EVERY SATURDAY NIGHTS! DAMN FAKERS MAN. FANTASTIC!

It was a fun night though. Those are our confessions.

AFIQ IS WEIRD! HAHAHA!